{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Hafigyelszhallod","provider_url":"https:\/\/hafigyelszhallod.cafeblog.hu","author_name":"Suttog\u00f3 Gabriel","author_url":"https:\/\/hafigyelszhallod.cafeblog.hu\/author\/suttogo_gabriel\/","title":"\"F\u00e9lc\u00e9dul\u00e1sok\"....","html":"<b><i><span style=\"color: purple\">Napjainkban a bolondok sz\u00e1ma egyre n\u0151, mert szemmel l\u00e1that\u00f3 a gyarapod\u00e1suk.<\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\">K\u00f6sz\u00f6nhet\u0151 a fejl\u0151d\u0151 orvostudom\u00e1nynak, meg persze a bolondok gyerekgy\u00e1rt\u00e1si<\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\">kedv\u00e9nek. A sz\u00e9lnek eresztett gyagy\u00e1sok mindehol fellelhet\u0151k. \u00daton...\u00fatf\u00e9len.<\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\">Nekem meg \"r\u00e1l\u00e1t\u00e1som\" van egy k\u00fcl\u00f6nlegesre.....<\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">Egy ny\u00e1ri reggel, mikor \u00e9pp a vekkert pr\u00f3b\u00e1ltam a fel\u00e9 dob\u00e1lt p\u00e1rn\u00e1kkal kiv\u00e9gezni&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">r\u00e1j\u00f6ttem, hogy fel k\u00e9ne kelni. A vekker meg semmir\u0151l nem tehett, mert nem \"\u0150\"<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">sz\u00f3lt, hanem a vekkerorg\u00e1num\u00fa telefonom...ennyit reggeli k\u00e9pess\u00e9geimr\u0151l....<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">Miut\u00e1n hangosan kir\u00f6h\u00f6gtem magamat ler\u00fagtam magamr\u00f3l a takar\u00f3t, ami&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">a szanzav\u00e9r\u00e1ra borult lepelk\u00e9nt. Bakker...kiugrottam az \u00e1gyb\u00f3l, \u00e9s ezzel a lend\u00fclettel<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">bevertem a t\u00e9rdem a fotelba. Mik\u00f6zben f\u00e9ll\u00e1bon kelepeltem, mint egy g\u00f3lya a m\u00e9g<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">\"s\u00e9rtetlen\" l\u00e1bammal beler\u00fagtam az \u00e1gy l\u00e1b\u00e1ba. Kir\u00e1ly...odakaptam.<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">Forgol\u00f3d\u00e1sommal fokhagyma seggem t\u00fal k\u00f6zel ker\u00fclt kaktuszomhoz...ak\u00e1rha<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">dr\u00f3tkef\u00e9be \u00fcltem volna. \u00e9rz\u00e9ssel kih\u00faztam a 4 t\u00fcsk\u00e9t tomporomb\u00f3l \u00e9s megd\u00edcs\u00e9rtem<\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i><span style=\"color: purple\"><span style=\"color: black\">magam, mert nem \u00fcltem le a meglepit\u0151l.&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/i><\/b><br \/><br \/><span style=\"color: blue\">Kezdtem azon gondolkozni, hogy j\u00f3 \u00f6tlet volt-e felkelni<\/span>, <span style=\"color: blue\">\u00e9s v\u00e1gyakoz\u00f3n n\u00e9ztem \u00e1gyik\u00f3mra.<\/span><br \/><br \/><span style=\"color: blue\"><b><i><span style=\"color: black\">De nem lehet, mint a mes\u00e9ben, hogy ezer dolog v\u00e1r r\u00e1m amit \u00fagysem tudok megcsin\u00e1lni,<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue\"><b><i><span style=\"color: black\">nem, mert nem is akartam, v\u00e9giggondolva a \"kezd\u00e9st\" <\/span><\/i><\/b>...<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue\"><b><i><span style=\"color: black\">Eszembe jutott, hogy tal\u00e1n k\u00f6nnyebb lenne, ha felh\u00fazn\u00e1m a red\u0151nyt....m\u00e9g l\u00e1tn\u00e1k is.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue\"><b><i><span style=\"color: black\">Te kis Ejstejn....zsenik gy\u00f6ngye....&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b> <\/span><br \/><i><b>Megmarkoltam a gurtnit, \u00e9s lend\u00fcletesen felh\u00faztam red\u0151ny\u00f6m...a l\u00e1tv\u00e1ny mi fogadott&nbsp;<\/b><\/i><br \/><i><b>nem volt semmihez foghat\u00f3....<\/b><\/i><br \/><i><b>A bolondokh\u00e1z\u00e1b\u00f3l szalasztott embert l\u00e1ttam...le\u00edrom viselet\u00e9t....<\/b><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\">\u00dajjbeb\u00faj\u00f3s kinai pacspucs...fekete t\u00e9rdig \u00e9r\u0151 zoknival, klottgatya...piros...<\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\">Fekete szeg\u00e9ly\u0171 atl\u00e9ta, bazseb\u00f3l sapka v\u00edzszintes silttel, r\u00e9gi \u00f6k\u00f6lnyi \u00fcveges<\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\">napszemcsivel....<\/span><\/i><br \/><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>Ritka l\u00e1tv\u00e1nyokb\u00f3l m\u00e9g van, mert egy lovaskocsi j\u00f6n...pack\u00f3 farka fel..l\u00f3citrom<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>ki.... Ember\u00fcnk kit az\u00f3ta \"l\u00f3citromos embernek h\u00edvok\" nekil\u00f3dul befele....<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>Ezt meg mi l\u0151tte? Rohanv\u00e1st fut ki, lend\u00fclete t\u00fal nagy a kisajt\u00f3ba beleakad atl\u00e9t\u00e1ja,<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>birokra kelnek...a kisajt\u00f3 nyer, az \"Atl\u00e9ta\" vesz\u00edt...de nem zavarja viseletess\u00e9 v\u00e1lt<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>k\u00fclleme...j\u00f6n, j\u00f6n lap\u00e1ttal. R\u00e1j\u00f6ttem terv\u00e9re, a citrom kell neki, de nem te\u00e1t akar...<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>rem\u00e9lem...<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>Ajajjj! Aut\u00f3k j\u00f6nnek, ember\u00fcnk d\u00fch\u00f6ng, mutogat, mert a dr\u00e1ga citrom kilapul, mintha<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>\"J\u00f3zsi ment volna \u00e1t rajta...az \u00fathengerrel\".<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>A citromnak annyi...meg a pali t\u00fcrelm\u00e9nek is, a lap\u00e1tot eldobja az egyik verda<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>ut\u00e1n...<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>Zsibbadok...agyilag, a l\u00e1tv\u00e1nyt\u00f3l f\u00e9lelmeim t\u00e1madnak, hogy embert l\u00e1tok-e egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>Hmm...<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>Zsibbadok...mert az \"el\u0151ad\u00e1s\" allatt v\u00e9gig tartottam a karommal....<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b>...a red\u0151nyt!!!!<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><br \/><i><span style=\"color: blue\"><span style=\"color: black\"><b><span style=\"color: blue\">Most kicsit f\u00e9lve suttogtam...f\u00e9lve a l\u00f3citromos embert\u0151l!<\/span> <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/i><br \/><br \/>","type":"rich"}